Nicole Soojung Callahan on May 20, 2015 in Music
You are a man who spends literally hours ranting about how the fairer sex cannot be trusted, yet you have never been faithful to anyone.
You are a woman and two possessive alpha males, both armed, are fighting over you. You’re surprised when this ends badly.
You employ a large retinue of servants far more worldly-wise than you whose only duties include dusting invisible furniture and giving you unsolicited romantic advice.
You find that you are never too busy to tell complete strangers about your all-consuming plans for revenge.
You discover that you have been flirting with your own brother and think, eh. I could do worse.